I'd like to thank the Academy... wait~ wrong award.....

*I* got an award, oh yes I did! Created and passed around like a picture in a locker room, I got an award from my ever so fabulous good friend Jill, over at Yeah.Good Times.

Now, as with all awards, there are rules to play by. The Memetastic award has conditions, it seems. So, here we go.

Them's the rules, as stated by Jill, the master of all things truly bizarre:
1. You must proudly display the absolutely disgusting graphic that I have created for these purposes (put it in your post, you don't have to put it in your sidebar, I think that would seriously be asking too much). It's so bad that not only did I use COMIC SANS, but there's even a little jumping, celebrating kitten down there at the bottom. It's horrifying! But its presence in your award celebration is crucial to the memetastic process we're creating here. If you need a higher resolution version... I totally have one!!

2. You must list 5 things about yourself, and 4 of them must be bold-faced lies. Just make something up, we'll never know; one of them has to be true, though. Of course, nobody will ever know the difference, so we're just on the honor system here. I trust you. Except for the 4 that you lied about, you liars! But don't go crazy trying to think of stuff, you'll see by the example I've set below that we're not really interested in quality here.

3. You must pass this award on to 5 bloggers that you either like or don't like or don't really have much of an opinion about. I don't care who you pick, and nobody needs to know why. I mean, you can give a reason if you want, but I don't really care.

4. If you fail to follow any of the above rules, I will hunt you down and harass you incessantly until you either block me on Twitter or ban my IP address from visiting your blog. I don't know if you can actually do that last thing, but I will become so annoying to you that you will actually go out and hire an IT professional to train you on how to ban IP addresses just so that I'll leave you alone. I'm serious. I'm going to do these things.


Now, people, Jill scares me. A lot. Obey the rules. I don't want to be hunted down or harassed incessantly or annoyed. Here we go:

5 things about myself, 1 of which is actually true:

1. I don't remember my natural hair color
2. I think flip flops are God's gift to foot wear
3. I love doing laundry more than life itself
4. Bubbe is actually me
5. I love horror movies

And now I will pass this award on to the following lucky recipients: **

1. Gina from Special Happens 
2. Alysia from Try Defying Gravity
3. Lena from Lovin' My Crazy Life
4. Stuart from Autism from a father's point of view ( take THAT, ya snot rag!.... sorry, Mom.)
5. Tara, NOT Tera, from Bite the bedbugs

** If you are not listed here, please don't be mad at me, it's not because I don't like you, because I do. I like all of you, even those of you I've never met and don't know. I've picked people that I figured would pass it on so you'll likely get it eventually if they all follow the rules. Also I want to watch you all scramble over who gets to list Lynn first.