Just another day in Paradise....

Today has been.... well, it's been quite a day. You all know what I mean. Drama by the truckload, buckets of little monsterlette tears, siblings trying to inflict mortal wounds upon each other. Therefore, I'm hoping y'all will understand when I say, my brain is tired.

I would love to wave my magic blogging wand and sprinkle sparkly pink frazzledmomma dust all over creation and entertain you.... but I just can't. Forgive me, and accept the following as a peace offering. Tomorrow has GOT to be better. Right? This really is a question. It WILL be better tomorrow, right?

The following was found on sensory-processing-disorder.com and is making the rounds on facebook. It was so cute, I just had to share with all y'all. I really DO hate IEPs! Enjoy.. and I'll be back to my witty and oh, so sarcastic self tomorrow. I promise.

Dr. Seuss's IEP

Author Unknown

(To The Rythm Of "Green Eggs & Ham")

Do you like these IEPs?

I do not like these IEPs

I do not like them, Geez Louise

We test, we check

We plan, we meet

But nothing ever seems complete

Would you, could you like the form?

I do not like the form I see

Not page 1, not 2, not 3

Another change

A brand new box

I think we all

Have lost our rocks

Could you all meet here or there?

We could not all meet here or there

We cannot all fit anywhere!

Not in a room

Not in the hall

There seems to be no space at all

Would you, could you meet again?

I cannot meet again next week

No lunch, no prep

Please hear me speak

No not at dusk. No not at dawn

At 4 p.m. I should be gone

Could you hear while all speak out?

Would you write the words they spout?

I could not hear, I would not write

This does not need to be a fight

Sign here, date there

Mark this, check that

Beware the student's ad-vo-cat(e)

You do not like them

So you say

Try again, try again!

And you may

If you will let me be

I will try again

You'll see

Say!

I almost like these IEPs!

I think I'll write six thousand three

And I will practice day and night

Until they say

"You've got it right!"

http://www.sensory-processing-disorder.com/DrSeuss-IEP.html